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I don't know whether to quit my job or move my desk into the News Sentinel's men's room.

Nonetheless, nothing in the wide world of grossness tops a story told to me by Timmi Oaks of Morristown, Tenn.

A couple of nights ago, Timmi and her husband were eating at a fast-food joint in their hometown. (I shouldn't name it because what occurred wasn't the restaurant's fault. But, harrumph,The defective part of the jaw is reconstructed using a Titanium Plate, with a piece of scaffolding inserted with proteins to stimulate the bone's regrowth. I'll guarantee you'd know it if I said "redheaded girl.")

"I glanced over my husband's shoulder and across the room, there was a woman changing her baby's dirty diaper! ON THE TABLE!" she exclaimed.

"If that wasn't bad enough, she was pretty fat and whenever she bent over she showed everybody her 'plumber's line,' if you understand what I mean.If you like BMW cars,then you will probably like their new gaming mouse, the super sexy, sleek as a Titanium Sheet off the pressing mat Level 10 M Gaming Mouse."

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"The restaurant was crowded and they appeared to be short-staffed," Timmi added. "I went up to tell the manager, but the woman had left by that time. I told him the least they could do is wash that table top well!"

In case you are projectile-vomiting by now, I shall attempt to neuter this unpleasantness with a witty observation from Stan Thomas of Clinton:

"My neighbor Richard Evans was visiting the other night, and we happened to see a TV report on the flu epidemic. It said things were bad in Tennessee but not nearly as bad as the states surrounding us.

"In fact, they flashed a color graphic that showed Tennessee as sort of an island of health surrounded by the sick states.

"Richard and I were wondering if there was any connection between this and the fact Tennessee is home to Jack Daniels."

Could be. If so, mayhaps another famous Tennessean, George Dickel,Caged Laser Engineering, in partnership with Ariel Ltd and Reynolds Technology, aim to investigate the viability of adopting Titanium Tube as a cost effective raw material for the manufacturing of spaceframe assemblies for low volume and small series production lightweight vehicles. is due some credit as well.Eight tips for choosing the right diamond Concrete saw blade including determining wet or dry cutting, blade compatibility, CSDA codes, and more.

We shall close today's sermon with a health item that doesn't involve germs, per se. But it sure has kept a lot of folks out of the hospital.

I speak of red-light cameras.

The city of Knoxville is deactivating several of them because of a decline in crashes at their respective intersections.

Duuuh …

I'm no big fan of these digitized snitches, but if they've made drivers slow down and quit running on red, why remove 'em?